The first time Sam hears his mother say his name.
FUCK DAMMIT NO
"Close your legs you look like a boy."
I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird
rearrange this sentence
kill this sentence
i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just
Sometimes you ship characters because you want them to fuck against a wall
Sometimes you ship characters because you want them to get married and be together forever
The true OTP is both
That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ
I will reblog this forever.
Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.
THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO CARLTON
Imagine being given a list of all the people who made you into the person you are today. And next to their name you could see the exact personality trait you got because of them.
that awkward moment when it’s the Apocalypse and death forces you to eat pizza
If you don’t love death you’re wrong.
Death is the best, and if you don’t think so, you can go home.
This originally intended to be a Batman blog but as you can probably see, it’s now a multi-fandom mess that completely lacks all direction (like me).
I’m just your average teenager struggling to cope with everyday feels, nothing special – I’m messy, I’m lazy, I have an unhealthy obsession with chicken nuggets.
I’m just me.