bencdaily:

"Do I like being thought of as attractive? I don’t know anyone on Earth who doesn’t, but I do find it funny”.

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 336 notes
People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.
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Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 282,096 notes

dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

image

my face when I realized what this meant…

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 150,060 notes

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 21,340 notes

  |  agentturner asked: American Chavez or Princess Dianaof Themyscira

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 144 notes

scottcuntsick:

if u can’t afford a pizza u can’t afford me

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 109,846 notes

meetmeincalifornia:

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

bronephreinel:

 Imagine Person A singing “You are my sunshine” as Person B slowly dies in their arms

what THE FUCK 

I DIDN’T FUCKING NEED THAT RIGHT NOW

FUCK YOU

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 19,177 notes

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 13,668 notes

spooktrek:

do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 297,812 notes
liftingbiobabe:


This account gives me life

liftingbiobabe:

This account gives me life

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 17,188 notes
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mozaik-roll:

yummy-casburger:

parody~ 뻘ㅋ~

YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH

mozaik-roll:

yummy-casburger:

parody~ 뻘ㅋ~

YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 5,828 notes

cptmarvels:

srry i just love kara ◡‿◡*♡*☆*¸.*♡*✯≦✌

4 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 17 notes

sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

4 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 261,197 notes

"I owe you a fall, Sherlock.”

"I owe you a fall, Sherlock.”

4 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 3,681 notes
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